1] Post these rules.
2] Each tagged person should post 8 facts of themselves.
3] Tagged people should write a journal\blog about these facts.
4] In the end tag and name 8 people.
5] Go to their dA pages and comment saying that they are tagged.

READY?
SET~
GO!

1) As much as I make jokes about sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes, I have yet to do this.

2) I love java monsters. Love. Last time I had sex, I had a java monster beforehand. Seriously. I never slept either

3) On the topic of sexual excitement, knives. And biting. Basically.. being an aggressive and dominating asshole during sex. I didn't know how MUCH I was into these things until an innocent girl did these to me.

3) I am very racist. Like, very racist. Like. If you are a certain color and dress a certain way, I have you instantly pegged.
The sad part of this is, 99% of the time, I am right.

4) For all my anti-gay propaganda, I really would not care if a guy kissed me. At all. Does that mean I'm not a homophobe, or am I full-on bi?
Didn't say I would ENJOY it, mind you; just wouldn't hate it neither.

5) I go out of my way to impress people. I find it very hard to truly be an asshole to anyone, save very deserving types.

6) I like watching Flapjack.

7) I euthanized a kitten with a wrench to the head once.. and one hit didn't quite do it all the way. Bleeding hearts, unite.

8) I am very self aware, to the point of overanalyzing every stupid or funny thing I do after the fact, then hitting my head against the wall for being so stupid.